I am a slacker....I admit it....I am also sorry....but I will probably keep doing it....so now to let you in on what I have been doing since the last post.....which has been forever ago. I am now 30....ugh....no comment! My yard has grass.....my husband now loves fishing so much he is willing to sell his 1991 ford mustang GT to get a boat....its has been his baby/project/pain in the ass since back in the Marine Corps days....back before the National Guard/Army of One big ass group of morons got ahold of him....now he wants a boat to go fishing....its relaxing for him and it gets him out of the house which is the ultimate goal here. Most women freak out because their husbands dont spend enough time with them but I think over the past 7 years I have spent more than my fair share under the same roof....someone get him that damn boat....lol. I must say though I love fresh fish and if he catches it then I dont have to buy it....sounds good to me. Someday he will be my mighty white psycho hunter as well....then again someday I may possibly allow a "rifle" somewhere on or near my property for the purpose of killing some wildlife to fill my freezer with. By the way for those of you who dont know....a rifle is not a gun....its a rifle....and any Marine will argue that fact till you collapse because of course they will win the arguement. So I have turned into a solid mass of good ol' fashioned fat ass....you can say that food and I have a love hate relationship.....mix good food with stress....antidepressants.....more stress.....and being a woman and it makes for a nice mix of out of shape and tight pants. Ok so I am going to just say it....I need to lose atleast 85 pounds....thats like like a combined weight of about 4 frozen thanksgiving butterball turkeys. Its quite scary and gross at the same time.....I joked with my husband the other day and I told him I thought that I was pregnant....and he said what....and I said yeah I think I am about due to give birth to a black forest ham. Again kind of gross!! I laughed....but thats just me.
Anyway I just had the most annoying coversation with the pizza place which I just called to get some pizza that I souldnt be eating....I inform the obviously young kid that was taking the orders that I would like two personal size pizzas one with pepperoni and one with sausage....he replies with do you mean smalls and I say no the personal size.....as in for one person....he says well we dont have those......I say are you for sure because we get them all the time and so I say ok give me a xl margarita pizza and then I asked him what sizes they do have and he replies with.....X-large, large, small and mini.....so I asked what was the mini and was it the same size as a personal size and he says yeah they are the same thing.....to which I reply well you just told me you didnt have them and he replies with.....we dont have them in the pan crust.....lol....so I put aside the feelings of anger.....irritation.....anxiety and complete confusion so that I could keep it together long enough to get through this order without driving down there to choke the kid and make the pizzas myself....by this point I dont care what kind of crust if it even has one.....so I simply said I will take whatever teeny tiny pizzas you can come up with.....one with pepperoni and one with sausage.....and the xl margarita pizza.....and he said would you like any mini sodas or mini breadsticks to go with your order......to be continued........
